Infertility Humor

I needed a little infertility humor today!

I went for blood work this morning. I was hoping to start my second round of clomid tonight, but the Doctor wants me to come back on Friday morning now for more blood work and an ultrasound. Looking back at all my tests, he confirmed I didn't ovulate this past cycle. But he thinks, looking at my numbers, I should get a period this week. I don't believe him, but fingers crossed for a period and a real CD1. 

On the topic of phone calls from the Doctor's office...How is it that the second I walk away from my desk or run to the bathroom the phone rings? I've started to bring my cell phone with me to the bathroom. Thankfully I haven't had to answer over the sound of flushing toilets.